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Fresh golf jokes delivered daily -- from quick one-liners to Q&A punchlines and sarcastic locker-room humor. Clean, share-ready, and updated every midnight.
Today's selection: 2025-12-02
New jokes refresh daily at midnight.
Quick Laughs
Short, sweet one-liners.
Golf Q&A
Classic setup-and-punchline jokes.
Witty Remarks
Sarcastic course humor.
Editor's Pick
Best of today's mix.
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Today's Golf Jokes (Daily Selection)
Four fresh categories. Five jokes each. Come back tomorrow for a new set.
Quick Laughs
Short, sweet one-liners.
3 more jokes unlocked for today.
They said I used the wrong club—when I hit my caddie with a seven-iron.
Whoever said practice makes perfect obviously never played golf.
New set drops at midnight -- see you tomorrow.
Golf Q&A
Classic setup-and-punchline jokes.
3 more jokes unlocked for today.
Why do golfers love donuts? - Because they can always use another hole.
Why don’t golfers ever get lost? Because they always know where the green is.
New set drops at midnight -- see you tomorrow.
Witty Remarks
Sarcastic course humor.
3 more jokes unlocked for today.
I forgot my sand wedge.
The ball washer was awful.
New set drops at midnight -- see you tomorrow.
Editor's Pick
Best of today's mix.
3 more jokes unlocked for today.
You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them.
What’s the best advice in golf? - Keep your head down and your expectations lower.
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Best Golf Jokes (Fan Favorites)
Crowd-pleasers across every category, sorted by love from golfers.
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#1
You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them.
#2
Why did the golfer’s wife ask to be buried on the golf course? So she could be sure her husband would visit her grave.
#3
You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them.
#4
Why did the golfer’s wife ask to be buried on the golf course? So she could be sure her husband would visit her grave.
#5
What’s the difference between a good golfer and God? - God doesn’t think he’s a golfer.
#6
What do you call a golfer who cheats? - A lie-ability.
#7
What’s the difference between a good golfer and God? - God doesn’t think he’s a golfer.
#8
What do you call a golfer who cheats? - A lie-ability.
#9
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
#10
What a terrible round of golf. I only hit two good balls today, and that was when I stood on a rake.
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What counts as a golf joke?
A quick setup-and-punchline or one-liner about golf, the course, gear, or players -- short enough to share between shots.
Are these jokes family-friendly?
Yes. We keep the daily set and archive clean and shareable for the clubhouse, group chats, and family rounds.
How often do jokes update?
Five fresh jokes per category drop every midnight, so you get a new set daily.
Can I submit my own joke?
Absolutely. Share your best line and it might appear in an upcoming daily selection.
What is the difference between jokes and puns?
Golf jokes focus on setups, punchlines, and Q&A humor. Puns are wordplay and captions -- you will find those on our golf puns page.