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    Golf Jokes, Puns & Trivia for Golfers Who Love to Laugh

    Golf humor that's above par - daily jokes, clever puns and fun golf quizzes.

    GolfPuns.com is your clubhouse for golf jokes, puns and trivia. Whether you're killing time between rounds, writing a speech for the club dinner or just want a quick laugh, you'll find fresh golf humor here every day.

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    "My golf partner makes promises on the course but never follows through."

    GolfPuns.com - Your Home for Golf Jokes, Puns & Golf Trivia

    GolfPuns.com collects the best golf jokes, funny one-liners and clever golf puns from around the web - plus original jokes from our community. On top of that, you'll find a free golf pun generator and more than 350 golf trivia questions to test your knowledge.

    Use our jokes on the course, in your club newsletter, for tournament speeches or just to tease your golf buddies. New golf humor is added every day, so there's always something fresh to share on the first tee or at the 19th hole.

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    One-Liner

    I don't say my golf game is bad; but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

    Q&A Jokes

    What’s the difference between a Ford and a golf ball? You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

    Sarcastic

    Oh, I’m positive, all right. I’m positive I’ll never be a good golfer!

    One-Liner

    Real golfers go to work to relax.

    Q&A Jokes

    What do bad golfers and greasy burger bars have in common? They both make awful chips.

    Sarcastic

    Never — that would be too much of a coincidence.

    One-Liner

    A ride is when you hit a shot long enough to take a ride on the golf cart.

    Q&A Jokes

    Why did the golfer’s wife ask to be buried on the golf course? So she could be sure her husband would visit her grave.

    Sarcastic

    You look great. Too bad you have to spoil it all by playing golf!

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    Golf Trivia & Quizzes

    Fancy a challenge? Take our interactive golf trivia quizzes and see how well you really know the game. Choose from easy, medium and hard questions - or browse all golf trivia questions with answers to host your own quiz night.

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